Tuesday, April 1, 2008

He said what?!

At dinner tonight Sean said some particularly ridiculous things that I thought the rest of you may enjoy...

In regards to the sloppy teller at the local Huntington branch: "If I worked at a bank I'd go from light starch to medium starch immediately."

In regards to paint swatches fanned out on the kitchen table: "Michael C. always said that paint swatches were trouble. He's never been more right than he is right now."

And finally, in regards to me scribbling madly at his goofy quips: "What...What is this...What are you writing down?!"

Enjoy, dear family.

18 comments:

Sean said...

You should see that bank teller, he's a slob AND he just got a promotion! I also said that if I worked at bank we wouldn't listen to 'refreshing light rock' on the radio and we wouldn't give out free gift cards to Target for opening an account either! We'd count beans and get our fingers dirty with currency, like REAL BANKERS.

Bah humbug.

Randi said...

OK...that's why you don't work at the bank:-) Now about paint....

Steve said...

Sean, take this from someone who knows....
Get the brushes and roller ready.

Lizzie Jones said...

Oh don't you worry, we have already painted two thirds of the upstairs (in the last week) and are preparing the final third for completion when Sean gets back from vacation. The paint swatches are for the EXTERIOR! No more royal blue. :)

Steve said...

uh oh! that sounds like ladders to me.

Sean said...

As my bassoon professor used to say, "When did I lose control?..."

Steve said...

Right after "I Do"

Erin said...

Sean, my dear brother, you lost control the minute you bought the house. My advise is just to sit back & let Liz have fun cuz I don't think there's much you're going to win.....

Anonymous said...

Haha, I agree about the refreshing light rock.

Lizzie Jones said...

Hey! When have I ever led you astray?

Erin said...

LOL Liz you never have!

Sean said...

Ya'll have NO idea how hard it was to go to the bank today.

Randi said...

This has been entertaining! Go through the drive up window! What color for the outside?

Sean said...

We'll not mention the color of the outside of the house as it is to be determined.

Lizzie Jones said...

I have my favorites, but it will require a little gentle cajoling before a decision has been made.

Randi said...

Shall I weigh in on the lovely photo?

Sean said...

At least I don't look like Phil Collins

Randi said...

So true.....