Sunday, November 25, 2007

Ravens Jokes

This is really Robin writing on Bob's blog site. Please, Sean, send an invitation to me at rmj429@yahoo.com. Thanks! Now for some funny jokes about our fearless football team.

1. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Baltimore Ravens

2. How do you keep a Baltimore Raven out of your yard?
Put up goal posts

3. Where do you go in Baltimore in case of a tornado?
M&T Stadium - they never touchdown there

4. What do you call a Baltimore Raven with a Super Bowl ring?
An old thief

5. What's the difference between the Baltimore Ravens and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill

6. What do the Baltimore Ravens and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

7. What do the Baltimore Ravens and Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

Hope these give you a few chuckles. Have a good week!

5 comments:

Randi said...

Here you go....the Ravens/Chargers game was on here today! Go figure -couldn't see the Ravens/Bengals. At least your record is better than the Bengals!

Sean said...

Is this the time when I mention that the BlueJackets have more wins than the Ravens and Bengals combined (11)?

Anonymous said...

Haha, I love it, Sean!

Randi said...

Funny, Sean.....

Randi said...

joke #4 - at least the Ravens have a ring to steal!